My dog Elvis is an oddity, and when people first meet him they don't hesitate to tell me so. But the other day I heard a comment directed toward Elvis that I had never heard before.
This female visitor was watching as Elvis nonchalantly swaggered down the driveway without a care in the world, like he usually does around that time of day.
Female Visitor: That dog must be a girl.
Me: Actually, he's a boy. Why do you say so?
Female Visitor: That dog shakes his hips like I've never seen a woman do in my life. It MUST be a girl. Are you sure?
Me: Um........Welll....Let me check. Yep, I'm sure.
Apparently Elvis can shake his hips more than I can. That's okay though. I guess.
XoProudMama
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