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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Since the Economy is Shot, I Now Have to Pay $1 for Every 8 Minutes I am Massaged, So Sayeth my Sister Sarah.

The economy is shot. People are losing their jobs. People are losing their homes. They no longer drive through McDonalds on every whim and desire they have for a scrumptious Big Mac. Oh no. My sister Sarah no longer charges $1 every 12 minutes she massages me. She now charges $1 every 8.


Do you feel my pain?

At the dinner table:

"Laura, the economy is shot. The only income I have is what I bring in from massaging you. (note this child is only 9.) I have to go up on pay. I can't go around with just a few quarters in my pocket at any given time. We live in a fallen world. I will now charge $1 for every 8 minutes I massage you. NO BUTS."

We live in a sick, sick world.

The End.

XoContemplatingExistence

3 comments:

♥ Kimmi's Corner ♥ said...

Ok thats sooo funny! I make my sisters do the same but for me its $1 for 5 minutes!lol... I guess u r better of then I am! Your sister sounds really cute!:)
Have a great day!
~Kimmi
PS: Did you get my email?

Camille said...

Hahaha!! :) Sounds like something my little sister would do to me.

Laura Lee said...

Kimmi,

I think I used to charge somtheing along the lines of $1 every 2 minutes. I was quite the entrepreneur! But, I'm not going to let her in on the secret that she could charge more. Lol.

Camille,

I'm pretty sure that all of my sibs have done something like that to me! Manicures, pedicures, massages, facials. The like.

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